excuses

Excuses to use when you are late for class.

1 - A dog ate my car
2 – I got into an argument on the internet
4 – I had to photocopy the thesaurus, Volumes 1 to 10.
5 - My Delorean broke down
6– I was trying to find the answer to life, the universe, and everything.
7 – The Jo bros were on
8 – I had a class at Hogwarts – Floo network was down.
9 – My mom’s Amelia earhart
10 – I had an argument with your mom on who gets to be on top this time.
11 – I had to grow and harvest my breakfast
12 – I was traveling at the speed of light, till a blackout occurred
13 – Slumdog Millionaire was on.
14 – your fat ass was blocking the door.
15 – I was riding my unicorn until it went extinct