I am definitely accident prone.

I microwaved my brunch for 1min.30seconds. And I grab it from there and it wasn't THAT hot but then it was then I dropped it. BAM. Food and broken plate pieces everywhere. I froze there and I see my a pretty big cut and a couple smaller ones. Oh and guess what? I get yelled at by my mom and she says that good thing I got cut so I would learn not to do it again. Good parenting? I don't think so. As if I fucking wanted to drop it and cut myself. I almost threw up from seeing the blood. And I don't have proper bandages in my house so how I wrapped it looks pretty silly. :(